I've been thinking about the theme of this blog since about the second day we moved into our house and got to start "decorating." But it was just the other day that I thought to actually blog about. My wonderful mother-in-law (and yes, I really do think she's wonderful!) reminded me of exactly what I was thinking about when she pointed out how great of a job Kenzie had done in decorating our home. (As a side note, when my father-in-law said to me, "making a house a home can get very expensive," I decided I might be fine just buying a house, not a home!)
First off, for all you guys out there who are supposedly my friends; you really could have saved me a lot of wondering if you had just mentioned this one thing to me: DECORATION SHOCK!!! Yeah, I got to learn that one on my own. Thanks guys! I guess I would begin to define Decoration Shock as the jaw-dropping surprise at the amount of decorating the women in our lives like to do.
I know. This shouldn't be anything new to me because my mom loves to decorate and growing up I never understood it. But to be fair, I haven't actually lived in her house since July 2000. That equates to 10 years of living with guys who considered leaning our skis in the corner, putting a dartboard on the bathroom door, and hanging a set of antlers in the front room as decorating. Now just imagine going from that to having 10 pillows on the couches, 4 'fancy' clocks, 4 lamps, 7 framed pictures, 3 end tables, a plate hanging thingy, and a lighthouse all in your very small front room. That, my friends, is a perfect example of Decoration Shock.
Before I get into too much trouble with the people out there who are the culprits of all this decorating, just be patient and keep reading.
One of the things I learned very quickly about McKenzie is that she loves to decorate, and that she is extremely good at it. Before we had our clothes put away or any food in the cupboards, we were figuring out where we would hang out temple picture and what color of fabric we should buy for the pillows because the pillows we had didn't match the walls. Once again...Decoration Shock! Here are a few of the things I hadn't ever really thought a person would need, but have learned in the last 9 months are necessities:
2 people in the bed = 10 pillows
table runners that can be changed at least bi-monthly
custom made dish towels to match the season
decorative plates that hang on walls
baskets of fake fruit
so many clocks in your house you can't help but know what time it is every second
curtains
cute little block letters that spell out your last name (in case you forget how to spell it I guess)
3 colors of towels in the bathroom
a shower curtain that matches all 3 colors of towels
blankets that match the 10 pillows on the couches
a collage of framed pieces of fabric
And that doesn't even begin to touch what I learned about holiday decorations.
These aren't the greatest pictures, but here are a few examples of what Kenz has done.
Hand-made pillows
Collage of decorative picture frames
Multiple pillows on the bed, cute decorations above the bed and tables complete with table clothes on either side.
Nothing is complete until you have a picture of Fenway!
I hope you can empathize with me at least a little for the Decoration Shock effect that can take place going from one extreme to another. I want to point out that I have never once said that any of this zealous decorating is a negative thing. In fact, over the last 9 months my definition of Decoration Shock has begun to change and morph into something completely different than it was the day I got to spray paint 9 newly purchased picture frames that I thought were perfectly fine the way they were.
I have learned that there is no better feeling than coming home from work and seeing the framed picture of you and the women you love hanging on the living room wall. It is surprising the happiness a clean kitchen table with a cute piece of fabric with humming birds on it can bring into your life. Nothing puts a smile on your wife's face faster than complimenting her on the creative collage she worked so hard to complete. Nothing feels as cosy as cuddling up to take a Sunday nap in the softest crocheted blanket someone very special made for your birthday, not to mention it matches the pillows she made that surround you. In short, nothing can make you home look better than the touch of a women!
To add to the definition of Decoration Shock, it's the awe an ignorant husband feels every time he realizes how much of a difference all those little decorations make. It is the astonishing affect an amazing wife has as she works so hard to Make a House a Home.
2 comments:
Fran let me tell you I understand how you feel, and yes you get used to it, and yes you really appreciate it. Thankfully Becky has allowed me the office/computer room to hang some of my stuff. But here's a question: what's worse, your decoration shock or her fantasy basketball shock?
Great point Ben. Luckily for me, that's something I can do when she's in bed :) She doesn't understand the full addiction just yet.
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